A Satirist Mugs

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Ghostwriting the Bible

The economy.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit