Dark Academia Enthusiast Pillows

The mausoleum at Chesney Wold

100 best beheadings

Lady Macbeth

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Vincent Van Goth.

Faust

Monkey Business College

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

'There'll be a slight delay. The chef is cramming for his nutrition finals.'

" 'How I Spent My Sabbatical,' by Professor Harvey Brinkman."

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

The night

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

Can't you just text me..?

Meet the Artist

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

Service Entry.

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

'You want Goya - around the corner.'

Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM

"I'm sorry Professor, but you know too much!"

"See, Mom? I'm not such a know-it-all."

The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist

"That's NOT how we contact the Prince of Darkness..!!"

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'

Flies 'n' Maggots tattoo

Watercolour challenge for teenagers.

"...and a final word of thanks to those hard-working scholars who never sleep: the term-paper ghostwriters."

Surveying and statistics sections in a Library.