Dark Academia Enthusiast Mugs

The mausoleum at Chesney Wold

Lady Macbeth

100 best beheadings

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Vincent Van Goth.

Faust

Monkey Business College

" 'How I Spent My Sabbatical,' by Professor Harvey Brinkman."

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

'There'll be a slight delay. The chef is cramming for his nutrition finals.'

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

The night

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

Meet the Artist

Can't you just text me..?

Service Entry.

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

'You want Goya - around the corner.'

"I'm sorry Professor, but you know too much!"

Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM

Rudy, stop thinking about it. About what? About how if the Dark Ages had never happened, we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now. Instead of poking acks on your me-phone, you'd have a chip implanted up your whatsits that'd let you do anything you could imagine. My phone says without the Dark Ages, we'd have had no Renaissance - so you science-haters are responsible for my me-phone. Stalemate.

"See, Mom? I'm not such a know-it-all."

The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist

"...and a final word of thanks to those hard-working scholars who never sleep: the term-paper ghostwriters."

"That's NOT how we contact the Prince of Darkness..!!"

Flies 'n' Maggots tattoo

Surveying and statistics sections in a Library.

Watercolour challenge for teenagers.