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Lady Macbeth

100 best beheadings

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Charles Addams.

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Vincent Van Goth.

Monkey Business College

Faust

" 'How I Spent My Sabbatical,' by Professor Harvey Brinkman."

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'There'll be a slight delay. The chef is cramming for his nutrition finals.'

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

The night

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Meet the Artist

Can't you just text me..?

'So do I get the job or not?'

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

'Why are you here now?!'

"Well this is a shock. I had you pictured in solids."

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

'You want Goya - around the corner.'

Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM

"I'm sorry Professor, but you know too much!"

'Are you the devil to pay?'

Skull Icons

"Oh, come on. How can you be surprised to see me?"

"Next time, don't let your anxieties build up ... "

The End is Near