Dark Academia Devotee Pillows

Lady Macbeth

100 best beheadings

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Charles Addams.

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Vincent Van Goth.

Monkey Business College

Faust

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

" 'How I Spent My Sabbatical,' by Professor Harvey Brinkman."

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'There'll be a slight delay. The chef is cramming for his nutrition finals.'

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

The night

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Can't you just text me..?

Meet the Artist

'So do I get the job or not?'

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

'Why are you here now?!'

"Well this is a shock. I had you pictured in solids."

'You want Goya - around the corner.'

"I'm sorry Professor, but you know too much!"

Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM

"Next time, don't let your anxieties build up ... "

The End is Near

"Oh, come on. How can you be surprised to see me?"

'Are you the devil to pay?'

'Heath. . . Cliff!!!'