Daring Romantic Gifts

Proposal on a snowboard

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Rude Snowpeople

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Shuck me.'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

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Cupid

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

Casual skydiving.

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

First Date

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"