Daring Romantic Mugs

Proposal on a snowboard

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Rude Snowpeople

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Shuck me.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

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"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Cupid

Casual skydiving.

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

Palm tree in love...

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"