Daring Investor Gifts

'A damned fine financial adviser you turned out to be !'

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"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

Casual skydiving.

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

At The Clown Bank.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

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Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

Bookshop selling investment advice books.

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

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