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'A damned fine financial adviser you turned out to be !'

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"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

Casual skydiving.

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

At The Clown Bank.

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

Bookshop selling investment advice books.

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

How to sell healthy food...

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

Please Help Me Get Back To Buying Risky Stocks On Margin.

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

Unusual Retirement Plans