Danish Culture Gifts

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

A Hole in the Dike

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Edvard Grieg

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Really Early Vikings

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

The Devil's advocaat.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

Jens Stoltenberg.

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

'Nice siege!'

How many norse power is it?

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

Vikings at Anger Management Seminar

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Viking Funeral

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

'May contain Cnuts.'