Danish Culture Mugs

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

A Hole in the Dike

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Edvard Grieg

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Really Early Vikings

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

The Devil's advocaat.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

Jens Stoltenberg.

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

Viking Funeral

How many norse power is it?

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

'May contain Cnuts.'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'