Dance Floor Tycoon Gifts

Vogue Trader

Cimafunk

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dance.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Disco Bunny.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

Elderly People

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Dance Dance Dance.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Would you like to dance?"

"Shake yer booty!"

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Jazz Bagpipes

Men at Twerk

Dad Dancing.

'You dance like my mother.'

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

George Michael at the chiropodist

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.