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"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Young Gums

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"El muy mal perro"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Civil Howdy Pardnership