Dallas Cowboys Devotee Prints

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Young Gums

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"El muy mal perro"

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.