Cowboy Enthusiasts Prints

The Assistant

'The natives are mobilizing - smoke 'smileys'!'

"Don't worry. I don't use pliers to extract teeth. I just rely on my trusty six shooter."

"Well, uh. . . I can't prove it. It's just The Law of the West."

"Our baby's first boot."

Effeminate cowboy applies lipstick from a gun-belt loaded with lipsticks.

'I'm getting tired of the same old grub.'

Young Gums

'Yup, OK, technically I suppose I should have said 'rope him up'...'

'They didn't transfer me to Sales after all -- they switched me to Country and Western.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

"There was 'reasonable doubt,' Ma'am, so we're hanging a few lawyers."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"