Daiquiri Drinker Pillows

'I can't take your message at the moment as I'm on a beach sipping a daiquri, thank you for holding, your call is important to us.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Happy Hour

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"They know me here."

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'The first cocktail.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

Paradise: Collection of wine

'Single or double?'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"India ink, straight."

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"And a bag of peanuts."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

Beefeater cocktail

Christmas drinker

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

OUT of ORDER

Plus, it keeps it warm.

Corkscrew

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'