Daily Dose Disputer Pillows

'I'm bored. Want to see whose medications have more side effects?'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Live Stream

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Guru.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

The Lost Tribe

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'We don't text anymore.'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Books and Phones

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'IT support? I need a hug..'

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

"Please don't go!"

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

The End of the Internet

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?

"Sorry, but my battery died and I don’t know what to look at?"