Daily Dose Disputer Mugs

'I'm bored. Want to see whose medications have more side effects?'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Live Stream

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Guru.

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

The Lost Tribe

Books and Phones

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

'We don't text anymore.'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'IT support? I need a hug..'

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

"Please don't go!"

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

The End of the Internet

Raining Cell Phones.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Sorry, but my battery died and I don’t know what to look at?"