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'Oh don't fuss, most men develop nose hairs as they get older.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Are we there yet?'

Super hero dog.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'