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'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Infantry.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Boy on father's knee

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Man painting MOM on boat

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Dad's home

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

Child on a schedule.

Clown baby.

"Here are all of my dependents."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

George Washington

"... And he's got his father's face!"

'How are the quadruplets?'

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

Tee for Two

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

"I'm not real good at promoting myself, so I brought my mom."

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

'Hi Bob, we're playing hairdresser: Want to join in?'

Father's Day.

Gregson is a real family man.

"I think the vicar's taking things too far."

Fathers Day

Father 10 out of 10.

"Which one of these little fellas is yours?"

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.