Dad's Biggest Fan Pillows

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Boy on father's knee

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Man painting MOM on boat

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Dad's home

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

Child on a schedule.

Clown baby.

"Here are all of my dependents."

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

George Washington

'How are the quadruplets?'

"... And he's got his father's face!"

Tee for Two

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"I'm not real good at promoting myself, so I brought my mom."

"I think the vicar's taking things too far."

'Hi Bob, we're playing hairdresser: Want to join in?'

Father's Day.

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Gregson is a real family man.

Fathers Day

Father 10 out of 10.

Jeffersuni and Pat Iraq Henry.