Father-son Bonding Fan Pillows

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Tee for Two

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Why do leaves change color?"

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy on father's knee

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Holiday Travel.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

Sharing sweets with dad.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

The men from the boys.

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

Father to son pig...'Son ,remember, mud is thicker than water.'

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."