Father-son Duo Fan Pillows

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'I'd like you to feel you can talk to me son, how ever inarticulate you are.'

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"Which one of these little fellas is yours?"

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Boy on father's knee

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Bicycle Sidecar.

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

George Washington

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

Tee for Two

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

'Float this last lower left premolar, will you please?'

Tu Quoque

"Sure I'll teach you how to work your new computer, Dad. Of course, there'll be tuition."

Jeffersuni and Pat Iraq Henry.