Father-son Dynamic Appreciator Pillows

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Boy on father's knee

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

The men from the boys.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

Tee for Two

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'