Father-son Relationship Fan Pillows

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Boy on father's knee

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

'Using live bait, I see.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

The day after Father's Day.

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

The men from the boys.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

Tee for Two

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

'I am too the boss of you!'

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.