Father-son Bonding Fan Prints

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Tee for Two

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Why do leaves change color?"

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy on father's knee

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Holiday Travel.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

Sharing sweets with dad.

The men from the boys.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

'Look, I think she recognised you!'