Cycling Event Gifts

Knight in shining Lycra!

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

ET Mishap

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

A day at the races

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The Fast Lane.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Cycling with a harp case

Touring Cyclist

The star hunters

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Bike Rides

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Tour de Frank"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bicycle sat nav.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

You had me at vintage.

Food deliverer's baby.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'