Cybersecurity Officer Gifts

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Airport Security.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

TSA Noah

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Minority Report

The Scanner Of Love.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Careful! He knows computers."