Cybernetic Rejecters Pillows

Computer Hating Service.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Turkey going away for Christmas.

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

'Money DOES make me happy.'

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

'I did some research on their reproductive system, and you know what? ? they're all copies of copies!'

"Give us a few days and we'll call to tell you we've given the job to someone else."

Publishing

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

"We'll try putting you on a stronger antibionic"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

"Thank you for your submission! This is a notification that your rejection letter is being prepared and will be sent out as soon as possible."

'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'

'Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?'

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

'No one likes rejection, Catherine, but you really shouldn't end your sales presentations by saying you're 'really sorry.''

Clancy: Willpower

"An office job would drive me crazy!...sitting at a desk all day!"

'If there's a pool, we're not interested: We would never use it!'

"Of course you're not a failure, Norman! They probably had hundreds of applications for the company fall guy position."

"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."

Would you like to go out on a date? - 'No.' - 'Oh... are you already seeing someone?' - 'No.' - 'I don't get it...' -

Sue will you marry me? -Bob. No. -Sue