Cybercrime Comics Fan Gifts

"I can't imagine that anyone would want to steal your identity, sir."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Not much cop are you!'

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'I'm hoping to get into Crime Sprees.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

'Okay, I'll give you the money, but this could negatively affect your credit rating.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

Good Mop, Bad Mop.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

Therapy among thieves

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

The Codfather.

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

'Donut shop is down the hall to your right - and I'm not answering any more questions without my lawyer present.'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"