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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat Burglar

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

The evidence destroyed

Redlaw and the Phantom

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Moses as a mobster.

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

The growing problem of employee theft.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Mafia Nursery Rhymes - sorry Weazel, I'm gonna have to pop you.

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Sewee-Cide.

"Can any of you draw? I'm thinking we should move into children's books."

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."