Cyber Shadow Pillows

"Most people see mobile phones as a great way of talking to people wherever they are."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Crimes

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Kevin had a computer virus.

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

Websiteless -- please help.

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

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Spam.

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Data security officers run frantically out of reactive data security room, while another data officer relaxes in the predictive data security room.

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

Computer virus

Web cams. Web scams

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"