Cyber Couple Pillows

'Let's go to a cyber cafe where we can communicate via email.'

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Online Dating

"My computer just texted me."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

cuPad

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Your website or mine?'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

Online marriage ceremony.

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Cyber Love

'We were matched by computer.'

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"A quiet, romantic table for two – not that it’ll do any good."