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'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

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Do not disturb...

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Water power.

Perks

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Odd Spas

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Whoa! - Too much information!'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Brain Charger

"Oh good! You're up!"

"I feel like all I did in January was work out, eat healthy, strive for meaningful and balanced relationships, and improve my sleep schedule -- thank god that nightmare's over."

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

Desert Island Water skiing.

Evil Pusskins #9

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

'She tried diet after diet - the, at last, we hit on something that works . . .'

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Face painting vs bottom painting

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

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