Custom Furniture Fanatic Gifts

'I had it custom-made, it's very comfortable...'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Den Furniture

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."