Custom Craftsmanship Aficionado Pillows

Carpenter with an ornate wooden leg.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Lovely dovetail."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

Posh Easter Egg

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Raw Piano Bar

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Artisanal Pottery

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

Faberge Chicken

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"