Custom Craftsmanship Aficionado Mugs

Carpenter with an ornate wooden leg.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Lovely dovetail."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

"She's a natural!"

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Posh Easter Egg

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Raw Piano Bar

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Artisanal Pottery

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

Faberge Chicken

A man working on a model airplane

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"