Curtain Twitcher’s Delight Mugs

"How do the Thompsons have such adorable trash?"

"Young Frankenstein"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Drama Llama

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Curtains haberdashery

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

John Woodvine

The World's best Camouflage Store.

He did love tinkering on his cars.

Waiting Room For Godot.

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'

"Congratulations on opening night."