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"How do the Thompsons have such adorable trash?"

"Young Frankenstein"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Curtains haberdashery

Drama Llama

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Waiting Room For Godot.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'