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Book and magician

'They all want to play the star.'

Taking a peek at the audience

Artist and Musician

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Creativity

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Guitars in Heaven

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Drama Llama

Artistic license.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

John Woodvine

Waiting Room For Godot.

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

Henri Matisse

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"She works best in hex mode."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"The usual, please."

'It's another canvasser dear'

Paint charming.

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'