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Book and magician

'They all want to play the star.'

Taking a peek at the audience

Artist and Musician

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Drama Llama

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Artistic license.

Waiting Room For Godot.

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Fallen Angel.

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Henri Matisse

"The usual, please."

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"She works best in hex mode."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

Paint charming.

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"