Tinkering Enthusiast Mugs

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

'This shouldn't cost me too much to fix. I've already done most of the disassembly.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

Machine

Replacing a rubber fanbelt with a leather belt.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'You know too much,'

Early cyborg.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Gadget geek.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Bicycle sat nav.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Fixing the Computer.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"