'You should close your curtains. Last night I saw you and your wife making love.'
Curtain Fashionista Gifts
Looking for a gift for the curtain fashionista in your life? Our collection combines creativity and personality, offering quirky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their love for bold, fashionable window treatments. Perfect for those who see curtains as art and want to add a splash of fun and flair to their home or wardrobe.
In the Guru District
Butterfly Woman
Killer Executive Suits.
6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'
'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'
Cocktails on the verandah.
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE
The adoration of the gels.
Bad fake tan day.
Handbag store - "Perfect."
Bad hair day!
Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."
'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'
Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View
The height of fashion in 1796
Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
'She's so put together!'
People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.
'Do you think that's wise?'
'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'
"Most of these pelts were suicides."
Special offer on snakeskin ties.
Pashminas are sooo noughties!
That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!
"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"
A women in a shoeshop.
The Ascent of Woman
A day at the races
Curtain Fashionista Gifts Collection
Curtain Fashionista Mugs
Discover our range of mugs specially designed for the curtain fashionista. Sip in style while celebrating their love for fashionable window decor.
Curtain Fashionista Pillows
Explore our cozy pillows that bring flair and personality to any room. A great gift for the curtain fashionista who loves to decorate in style.
Curtain Fashionista Prints
Check out our vibrant prints perfect for framing and showcasing their passion for curtain fashion. Beautifully designed to inspire and impress.
Curtain Fashionista T-Shirts
Browse our collection of fashionable t-shirts perfect for the curtain fashionista. Stylish, fun, and comfortable for everyday wear.