Curtain Fashionista Prints

'You should close your curtains. Last night I saw you and your wife making love.'

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

The height of fashion in 1796

Bad hair day!

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

'Do you think that's wise?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

The Ascent of Woman

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

A women in a shoeshop.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A day at the races