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The Cursor Tree.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"I wonder what this was for."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"Please feel free to browse."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

The dead sea scrolls

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'How old is this vase?'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

'Big advantage!!'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."