Cursive Conqueror Pillows

"Thank you for your enthusiastic but WRONG example of cursive writing."

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

CEO's office in a safe.

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."