Cursive Collector Gifts

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

USING QUILLS

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Bear Office Worker

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

I always frame yours, J.B.

Zen Voodoo

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Things you say when you are officially old...

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

My belief is better than yours!

'Of curse it does.'

Military Intelligence - Cross word puzzle instead of medal ribbons.

'Shoot! I left a bunch of @#&%@!!** typographical symbols around here somewhere!'

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

"Didn't you get the memo!? Today is Black + White Day!"

Marketed music.

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

Musician busks for music notes.

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"We've got 749 cookbooks...why are we eating cheese on toast?"

The Cursor Tree.

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

"When I said if you return to the office you can bring something from home....I meant a photo, or PLANT!"