Curry Night Gifts

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"What did Jesus order?"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I might just get a pie."

'S'more wine?'

Playing cards.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"Do kids eat free?"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"You and your daft inventions."

Pea