Curry Night Gifts

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Bingo night.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"I might just get a pie."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What did Jesus order?"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

'S'more wine?'

Pea

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"You and your daft inventions."

"Do kids eat free?"

Playing cards.

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'