'Has the news finished yet?'
Current Events Warrior Gifts
Looking for a gift for the current events warrior in your life? Explore our collection of fun and thoughtful items that showcase their awareness and activism. From inspiring mugs to witty t-shirts, find something that speaks to their passion for staying informed and making an impact in the world.
British savings accounts
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
National Everything Awareness Day
Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin
Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
Coronavirus Impact on Children
Government a la Carte
"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."
New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream
Russia Money Laundering
'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."
'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'
"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."
"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"
Reporter #6: television.
Sybil Obama
"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company
"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."
Non Thought For The Day.
Ukraine Pinata
The Thinker
"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."
The Russians Are Coming...Maybe
"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."
"So—who are you angry at currently?"
Sisyphean task with the free press.
We Used to Build Things
Putin's Mutual Destruction
Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.
Trump Mask
"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."
Current Events Warrior Gifts Collection
Current Events Warrior Mugs
Discover more current events-themed mugs that keep their mornings sharp and their awareness front and center.
Current Events Warrior Pillows
Find the perfect reminder of their passions on our current events-themed pillows—comfort meets consciousness.
Current Events Warrior Prints
Brighten up their space with prints that celebrate social consciousness and the power of staying informed.
Current Events Warrior T-Shirts
Explore our collection of current events-inspired t-shirts that make a statement while they’re on the go.