Current Events Guru Gifts

"A cartoon about Brexit, Syria, refugees, Yemen, France... Anything but Trump!"

Back to School Night(mare)

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Bush and Freedom

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

"So Claire's in charge of numbers and Jordan's got membership. So who wants to be in charge of leaking everything to the press?"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

British savings accounts

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

National Everything Awareness Day

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Laughingstock

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Turkish Democracy

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

SAGE mentality

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Russia Money Laundering

"America’s leaders since 1980"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Armageddon

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."