Current Events Warrior Mugs

'Has the news finished yet?'

British savings accounts

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

National Everything Awareness Day

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Russia Money Laundering

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Reporter #6: television.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Ukraine Pinata

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Sisyphean task with the free press.

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

The Thinker

Trump Mask

"And in what could be the biggest development for Hispanics in the history of the United States...hold it...I've just been told Hispanic Heritage Month is officially over. When we come back...hidden cameras in bathrooms! Only on the news at 5!"

"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."