Current Events Warrior Mugs

'Has the news finished yet?'

British savings accounts

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

National Everything Awareness Day

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Government a la Carte

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Russia Money Laundering

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Reporter #6: television.

Sybil Obama

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

Ukraine Pinata

The Thinker

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Sisyphean task with the free press.

We Used to Build Things

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

Trump Mask

"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."