Current Events Teacher Gifts

"They're all current events teachers, it gets worse every week."

British savings accounts

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

National Everything Awareness Day

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Russia Money Laundering

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Reporter #6: television.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

Ukraine Pinata

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Sisyphean task with the free press.

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

The Thinker

Trump Mask

Boris in Lockdown

"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."